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Poetic Justic

I really do appreciate the following I’ve garnered. Jeff Buckley was right. If you show up in the same place long enough the weirdos start showing up; and as Fran Leibowitz once pointed  out the web is a place. Everywhere you look you see bodies walk about but they’re not here. They’re where ever eyes cast low. 

Since Yahoo inevitably purchased Tumblr I’ve lost interest in Tumblr. Much in the same way we lose interest in these sites. The luster is lost and maybe I just have to move onto more “profesional” avenues as Eliza had pointed out. I already have a word press but nothing serious comes to mind. 

I feel I should address the Rob Ford debacle with the obvious fact that he should resign. His impact has been mired by an indisputable inability to address matters of public concern. Whatever happened today at city doesn’t help the benefits of this city and with the Toronto Sun also calling him out on the fact he is avoiding the issue at hand by not appearing before the scrutinizing eyes of political friend and foes alike he loses the capacity to have any credence for what he stood for. But maybe his shelf life has been exhausted and the attention to city needs had finally been realized. Perhaps this is the opportunity that the city really deserves as it faces budget short falls and visionless representatives. My hope is that someone can convey something more substantial. Even if it means that the city has to pander to big business interests. I’m not sure what I’m trying to say here. I liked his caricaturesque(sic) maners. He clearly had low self esteem and the wanting collective of this cities best and brightest hated how easily an oaf like him could avoid being held accountable. But the fact is that unlike the other issues this one is a cause for concern. The initial interest in his charity work and his football coaching and even his ill advised decision to alienate the cities gay social elite were all fleeting interests that the Toronto Star could use to sell subscriptions  but now with Ford being unable to confront the allegations he is a distraction. 

If there is anything I could suggest is that his low self esteem has thrust him into a position where the legacy of his father and the minding of his older brother can no longer shield him from the weight of his own crapulence.

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Toronto’s Rob Ford, the World’s Greatest Mayor, Smokes Crack
There came a point on Thursday afternoon—after learning that Toronto mayor Rob Ford had taken some time off from an important city-council meeting to wander around a parking lot sticking “Rob Ford” magnets to cars—that I figured it would be time to update you about the ongoing saga that is Robbie’s intoxicated reign over the Kingdom of Toronto. Way back when, before the already infamous crack-cocaine scandal of May 2013, the magnet controversy of 24 hours earlier didn’t seem so important. That is, of course, until Gawker broke the story that some guy, somewhere, has a video of King Robbie smoking crack from a glass pipe. And the footage is for sale. Until someone buys it, you can always watch the Taiwanese CGI reenactment.
Gawker—who have decided that this is not an “alleged” or “supposed” crack-smoking incident, given that they’ve got a graphic that reads “Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smokes Crack” on their homepage—have caused a major firestorm for King Robbie the First in the City of Toronto. The Toronto Star, an ungrateful and petulant organization that is hell-bent on taking down the mayor, has viewed the tape “three times” but was clearly too cheap to buy it and stream it for the royal subjects of the Rob Ford empire. Plus, according to them, they saw this video on May 3. Why keep all this crack-smoking mayhem a secret? And what kind of incompetent blackmail-video salesman is behind this controversy? How can you mess up on monetizing such a golden piece of footage? One must assume they’re ready to let it go at fire-sale prices right now.
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vicemag:

Toronto’s Rob Ford, the World’s Greatest Mayor, Smokes Crack

There came a point on Thursday afternoon—after learning that Toronto mayor Rob Ford had taken some time off from an important city-council meeting to wander around a parking lot sticking “Rob Ford” magnets to cars—that I figured it would be time to update you about the ongoing saga that is Robbie’s intoxicated reign over the Kingdom of Toronto. Way back when, before the already infamous crack-cocaine scandal of May 2013, the magnet controversy of 24 hours earlier didn’t seem so important. That is, of course, until Gawker broke the story that some guy, somewhere, has a video of King Robbie smoking crack from a glass pipe. And the footage is for sale. Until someone buys it, you can always watch the Taiwanese CGI reenactment.

Gawker—who have decided that this is not an “alleged” or “supposed” crack-smoking incident, given that they’ve got a graphic that reads “Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smokes Crack” on their homepage—have caused a major firestorm for King Robbie the First in the City of Toronto. The Toronto Star, an ungrateful and petulant organization that is hell-bent on taking down the mayor, has viewed the tape “three times” but was clearly too cheap to buy it and stream it for the royal subjects of the Rob Ford empire. Plus, according to them, they saw this video on May 3. Why keep all this crack-smoking mayhem a secret? And what kind of incompetent blackmail-video salesman is behind this controversy? How can you mess up on monetizing such a golden piece of footage? One must assume they’re ready to let it go at fire-sale prices right now.

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